#ikevamp ask blog

[ask-leonardo-da-vinci]

Just wanna say everyone is welcomed here 😊

[ask-ikevamtheo]

If you corner Arthur with your fists I’ll come down on him with a broom. He won’t escape that way.

“I like the way you think, Hondje.”

*He gives you a look*

“Don’t think I don’t know who you are though, Anon.”

[ask-ikevamarthur]

Watch Sherlock Gnomes. I think you’ll find it enlightening.

“My dear Admin is warning me against it, and knowing you, I would not find it all that pleasant.”

*He has an irritated smile on his face*

[ask-ikevamsebastian]

@ask-ikevamisaac

Sir Isaac, if you would please open the door… I have been requested to bring you a snack…

[ask-ikevamnapoleon]

You were in my religion textbook.... you kidnapped the Pope?! Are you proud of yourself? Also why didn't I know this earlier?

…No comment…

[ask-ikevamvincent]

Hey Vincent, have you ever tried digital art?

I haven’t but it’s been recommended to me before! Should I?

[ask-ikevamdazai]

Oh, what’s this~? Arthur-Kun, it looks like Ai-Chan has left something of his in the dining hall!

@ask-ikevamarthur

[ask-ikevammozart]

I will be taking Schelm for the day and no, this is not a request. I’ll have your son back by 8:30.

“As long is he is back unharmed and well, I have no qualms with this. However, in the future we need to talk about asking for permission instead of demanding.”

[ask-ikevamp-vlad]

Bonjour, I'm Vlad. I hope that this will help me chive my screams by being on here and awnsering whatever you sweet humans have to ask of me

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

You know what imma install again ikemen vampire thank to you know that I’ve became a Comte simp!! 😤😤

I always find asks/replies like this so hilarious because I never know whether to be like "omg congratulations!!!! you caught my brainworms!!!!!" or "Oh no. You caught my brainworms--" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All jokes aside though I live to spread the Comte gospel, there is no other hill I would more voluntarily die on LMFAO I'm always glad if another person can appreciate him a little more 🥺💛💛💛💛💛

[ask-leonardo-da-vinci]

☺️☺️☺️

[ask-ikevamtheo]

Help!! Vincent has turned into a plush what do I do??

0-0

*He’s buffering. The gears are turning but nothing is working*

“Uh… I have no idea…”

*The panic sets in*

“COMTE! @ask-ikevamcomte SEBASTIAN! @ask-ikevamsebastian HELP!”

[ask-ikevamarthur]

“Ah… nothing like a good cup of coffee.”

*He looks at you as he sets a second cup down in front of you*

“Wouldn’t you agree, Luv?”

[ask-ikevamsebastian]

Sebas(can I call you that?)

Anyway, how do you feel knowing that one of my friends (love her so much platonically) thinks that you are the hottest person in the mansion?

I— are you sure she was not referring to Monsieur Napoleon?

[ask-ikevamnapoleon]

How would you react if you were to find me wearing one of your shirts...? Or maybe snuggling in your cape? Or maybe trying on your coat and striking poses in the mirror...?

*A light blush covers his cheeks*

“All you have to do is ask and I’ll gladly let you borrow some of my clothes. As for my coat…”

*He takes of his coat and drapes it over your shoulders and smirks*

“I think it suits you well, mon amour.” (My love)

[ask-ikevamvincent]

Sorry to go here but what do you think about ai art?

I— well, it makes me sad, if I’m honest… I don’t like it when people get their hard work and expressions stolen… I just… hmm…